… disappeared last week in seoul, his mission was to find some guys who ate some chicken – the thing is, they weren’t allowed to eat chicken! their grandmothers hired james to observe them, but he got caught into some doors of a tramway, fell and hit his head. the driver of this tramway kidnapped him and took mr. bond home to his wife – she locked him into the cellar.
it seems that the tramway driver and his family didn’t like james, probably that’s the reason why they threw him out. my agents found him near central park in new york…
there he was lying, cold and dead. we dragged him to our top secret apartment on 52nd street, now he’s bobbing up and down in a kind of a “get-your-life-back” fish tank – hopefully resurrecting…
good luck james!